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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard
and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with
so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to
wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing
football and the third one was caught reading this txt message A: About 45 pounds! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion. Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. He was looking for Pooh! A: Her IQ goes up. Honey, I'm home! What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. A: We don't know. Never happens. A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator. A: An f****ing know it all.
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Bad reception A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is
this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV
was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV
was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am
a blonde?" Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
Because they dont have the recipie! The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone. The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound
professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna
tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain
it five times." A: Is it mine? Red Ears A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and
she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the
iron and stuck it to my ear." Police Deptartment A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her
some questions: Officer: What's 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the
job. The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on
a murder case!" Broken Bones A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
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The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a
hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !"
They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?"
A: Pick it up and take the pin out and throw it back at her
A: The Chicago Bears
A: Because it has a lot of problems.
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$500 A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
Friend's Wife One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
The Dentist A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"
Lover's Lane A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting. He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down. "Yes officer?" "I have to ask you, what are you doing?" "Well sir, I am reading a magazine." "What about the young lady in the backseat?" The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater." "How old are you young man?" the officer asks. "I am 25 Officer." "And the girl?" The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
SO TRUE
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